Hi and welcome to the butt monkey headquarters.  I am your chief butt monkey and founder of this association.  From this page you will learn about us butt monkeys and how to become one of us. So if ya still interested read on ooh ah ah ah ah...

Weza.

This Klan was found by me in college. I invented the way of the butt monkey and I recruit all of our members.  This is me and the butt monkey chief hairstyle. Got what it takes??? read on...

Founded in 1999, in Northern England, three youths discovered, when under the influence of alcohol, a mystical way of life from within.  This was later found out to be the Butt Monkey Klan.  Originating back to our roots as apes we are able to walk round naked, grunt, snort and any other beasty habits usually found in the male species.  To become a butt monkey you must pass strict ability tests:

• Prove yourself to us members why you should be a Butt Monkey.


• Live like an ape.  For example burp, fart, be sick, drink beer and eat nasty junk food.


• Know how to dance like an ape.


• Be as untidy as possible and have a kewl haircut.


• Be able to do the secret handshake.